"If Ya Think My Lollipop is Sexy....."

Okay, so I couldn't figure out what the title of this post should be. It was between Rod Stewart's classic, "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" and "LolliPop," by the Chordettes (no, I am not old enough to remember the actual group..lololol).

Anyhoo, I hung out with some friends this weekend. All non-smokers. We're sitting around having a good time, having some cocktails. A quick urge to smoke came over me, so I pull out a lollipop from my purse. (I packed enough mints, gum, and lollies for a week...lol.)

At the time, the Giants and Packers were playing. I love football, so quite naturally, I'm glued to the screen. All of a sudden, I feel these eyes upon me. I slowly turn in my chair, ever so slightly, as not to be obvious, so I can get a look at whose checking me out. To my surprise, a few guys down the other end of the bar, were watching me, with the lolli.

Eeeeek!! Now, let's get this straight. I WAS NOT doing anything on purpose, nor did I have any intention of doing anything suggestive. I was just trying to help myself with a quick urge. I was prepared and it worked. The urge went away quickly. Truthfully, I am very bashful, so it was funny when one of the gentlemen was bold enough to say, "I don't mean any harm, but what was that thing you were doing with your tongue?" "That messed me up!" He smiled, saying, "The stick was going around so fast, I could only imagine what was going on inside."

I have a new mantra.

 "Sexy & Smokeless: A Sweet Tongue, is a Happy Tongue."

I'm not suggesting that ladies start uhm..err...being deliberately "creative" with lollipops in public, while dealing with an urge to smoke. No. That's just asking for trouble and we don't want to have that reputation. However, I will tell you this; I've gotten more sexy looks from guys, with a lollipop in  my hand, than with a cigarette in my mouth.

Think about it, Ladies: All things being equal for the Grown & Sexy, isn't it far better to leave him thinking about the possibility of tasting your sweet tongue, versus your smokey mouth. *devilish grin*

"We're Bringin' Smokeless Baaack!" (to Justin Timberlake's, SexyBack..)

***Smuah*** Peace, Love, & NicoFreedom!!
To my Rocktober '11 Family where-ever you may be, and to Everyone On the Stay Quit Train
We Can Do This..Yes, We Can!!

"SEXY & NicoFree ~ Not One Puff Evah, Baby!!!"

Obi-Waughn